Does your ex-Valentine have a warrant, illegal drugs or weapons? Holden Police Department is offering limited –

Looking to treat your Ex this Valentine’s Day?
The Holden Police Department is offering a Valentine’s Day prix fixe special for that one ex who may have been involved in something illegal.
“Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants?” The department wrote on Facebook. “Do you have information that they are driving with illegal drugs or weapons in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest.”
The tongue-in-cheek post on social media boasted the many benefits included.
This Valentine’s Day, Holden Police are offering “a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a police escort and a one-night minimum stay in the Holden Police Department’s lodging that includes a special dinner.”
The special even includes “glamour shots” that’ll be posted online for everyone to enjoy.
Anyone looking to submit their Ex-Valentine to this free offer can anonymously call 508-829-4444.
“We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don’t blame you, but this special is too sweet to pass up!” The police department wrote.
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